Creative beer shoplifting attempt: One masked, but otherwise naked, man hula danced in a convenience store to create a distraction so that his buddy could steal a case of beer during the confusion. Unfortunately it didn't work.
Perhaps they should have thought smaller. If I were a convenience store worker and someone offered to do a masked naked hula dance in exchange for a beer, I would have said yes. It would probably be the only thing interesting that happened all day.
Camper English is a cocktails and spirits writer who has contributed to publications including Saveur, Details, Whisky Advocate, PopSci.com, Departures, Drinks International, and many more. He is also the pioneer of the "Directional Freezing" technique to make perfectly clear ice. Learn about Camper and Alcademics, or read clips of his published work.