If you have anything to do with the booze industry, you're probably drowning in muddlers right now. I brought home seven from Tales of the Cocktail, and over the past month I've been averaging one new muddler every week. Not on purpose.
With so many muddlers (and so few friends to give them to) one needs to find other uses for them. Here are some suggestions:
Muddler Toe Separators for Pedicures
Muddler Faux-Native Jewelry
Camper's Book: Tonic Water AKA G&T WTF is now available for sale.