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Here are two free ideas:

1. Some bar should start a low-calorie cocktail list. You could sell low-calorie rum and Cokes using Diet Coke and half the rum as usual. And you could charge twice as much for it.

2. Why hasn't anyone invented a chocolate chip cookie dough martini? Oops, too late, they have.

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