Getting kinda tired packing and unpacking...
What's wrong with this picture?

How's THIS for luxury?

When you take a Celebrity cruise, you too will be handed a 12-ounce martini with six olives to help warm it up and make it taste like the salty ocean over which you're boating. Decadent!

Sometimes too much of a good thing is not such a good thing.

This is yet another ad in the cocktails = vacation theme I've been tracking here on Alcademics. They just keep coming!


Get Camper's Book: Tonic Water AKA G&T WTF.