Surprisingly, this was not a quote about journalists on press trips:
"They scream, they sing, they fall down, they take their clothes off, they cross-dress, they vomit," Malia's mayor, Konstantinos Lagoudakis, said in an interview.
It's a story about ill-behaved Brits on vacation.
I've certainly seen my share of alcohol-introduced nudity, but alcohol-fueled cross-dressing? Must be a British thing.
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