1. Shot of Patrón You think you know, but you have no idea.
4. Vodka Soda Marina chick (even if you're a guy).
7. Milk of Millennia You're likely from L.A.
8. Mojito European tourist who will later ask whether we know of a good disco in the area.
Camper's Book: Tonic Water AKA G&T WTF is now available for sale.