CHICAGO—Health experts have long known that drinking red wine can have
such positive benefits as reducing blood vessel damage, lowering the
risk of heart attack, and preventing harmful LDL cholesterol from
forming. But researchers at the Northwestern University Department of
Preventive Medicine have recently found that the consumption of four to
six glasses of red wine, most notably at dinner or a family function,
may be linked to totally going off on one's mom.
The positive effects of wine consumption were seen in as little as three hours, with 86 percent of participants showing greater resistance to unsolicited career advice, 77 percent displaying increased mental function in the area of the brain devoted to reminding you why Dad left you in the first place, and 60 percent demonstrating less concern to "play this little happy-happy game anymore."
The positive effects of wine consumption were seen in as little as three hours, with 86 percent of participants showing greater resistance to unsolicited career advice, 77 percent displaying increased mental function in the area of the brain devoted to reminding you why Dad left you in the first place, and 60 percent demonstrating less concern to "play this little happy-happy game anymore."
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