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Attack of the Giant Bartender

And you thought my Photoshop skills were challenged.

Nirvino, which is a drink finding and rating website, hosts cocktail contests about every other week in San Francisco. The bartenders make enough drinks for the crowd, and the crowd votes for the winner on web-enabled cell phones. It's all good fun.


Or at least it was. The image on the invitation for the next contest makes it clear drinks will be served by a Gigantic Terrifying Bartender who is standing on the basement floor to fit behind the bar at Bourbon & Branch. Order a Cosmopolitan in here and he will smash you into pieces with his six-foot muddler.

Or perhaps this is a regular sized bartender and the contest will take place inside a scale miniature of B&B. How would everybody fit?

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