You know that BarSmarts certification I was all stressed about, where we had to learn 25 drinks and a lot of information to pass the written and live bartending test?
I passed, and am officially BarSmarts Advanced certified. Congratulations to me.
Now I can put my new degree to use, backstool bartending by critiquing the drinks of others.
Of course, I already do that. So I hope they send me a badge or something to make it official.