Behold the Wisconsin Cheese Cupid.
This site helps pair (Wisconsin) cheese with red and white wines, beer, and spirits including scotch and brandy. It's cute and all, but the best thing about the site is that each cheese and beverage is introduced in a sexy voice.
"Brandy. Coincidentally, Brandy is also my middle name."
"Scotch. Can I persuade you with a glass of scotch my friend?"
She even makes this sentence sound like she's narrating a romance-by-phone commercial:
"Butterkäse always plays nice with a ham sandwich."
I kind of love it.