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Broke & Tan

The New Yorker has Cocktail Recipes for the Recession. Awesome.

Recessiondrinks Broke & Tan
Fall asleep in yard on weekday, wake up sun-burned and so dehydrated that anything tastes good.

Long Island Iced 401-K
Put hopes in shaker. Add dreams. Shake until dashed, then drink all the vodka, gin, tequila and rum left in liquor cabinet.

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