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Is Your Bartender a Terrorist?

If you're in Bermuda and a Chinese bartender serves you a $12 dollar Pina Colada, then he is probably a terrorist trained in Afghanistan who later took up the profession to kill you. So say the brilliant minds at Fox News seen in this video.

More accurately, he was illegally imprisoned by the US for several years and dumped on Bermuda, but whatevs.

This doesn't seem like a likely scenario to me. I've met some grumpy bartenders in my day, but not, you know, terrorist grumpy.

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