A very rich bartender, that is!
For $740, you can have this bag called the Meehan with which to transport your bartending tools just like PDT's Jim Meehan. Tools not included.
Meehan partnered with the leather goods company Moore and Giles to design the crazy expensive but pretty darn awesome looking toolbag. There's also an internal roll-up bag for barspoons, muddlers, and other long tools.
More info here.