Like any city, San Francisco is made up of many unique neighborhoods with people who self-identify to those particular neighborhoods. As we know, Absolut vodka has chosen San Francisco for the next city edition of the vodka: Absolut SF, but do its flavors of grape, dragon berry, and papaya really express the flavors of the city?
I suppose it depends on which part of the city. Thus, I have created a list of:
Suggested Absolut Vodka Flavors for San Francisco's Neighborhoods.
Absolut Mission: Guacamole and Roasted Coffee
Absolut Noe Valley: Baby Powder and New Car Smell
Absolut Sunset: Surf Wax and Sweet & Sour Chicken
Absolut Haight: Hemp and Incense
Absolut Castro: Banana and Latex
Absolut The Fillmore: Exhaust Fumes and Cigarettes
Absolut Pacific Heights: Fresh Baked Bread and Hedge Clippings
Absolut Presidio: Eucalyptus and Asphalt
Absolut Marina: Axe Body Spray and Peroxide
Absolut Richmond: (unflavored)
Absolut SOMA: Urine and Concrete
Absolut North Beach: Tomato Sauce and Brass Polish
Any other suggestions?