While I was in Sweden with Karlsson's Gold vodka, we learned a traditional way to drink vodka. It is called Kaffegök, and it is gross.
You take a cup and put a coin in the bottom.
Then you fill it with coffee until you can't see the coin anymore.
Then you add vodka until you can see the coin again. That's how you know you have enough vodka in there.
Then you drink it. Damnnnn that's some kinda breakfast.