Penthouse magazine, that is. I have a story in the April issue about my trip to Warsaw and the ancient forest with ZU vodka, the bison grass vodka known throughout the world as Zubrowka. But I'm also in Penthouse as a model, again! Of course you'll recognize my hand, sexily caressing that piece of bison grass. Damn I look good. Always. But if you don't have a subscription to the magazine you can read my write up here on Alcademics.