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A Drink-Through at Rich Table in San Francisco

A "drink-through" is when you drink all of the cocktails on a menu to see what they're like. 

I didn't quite do a true drink-through at Rich Table, the newish restaurant in Hayes Valley, San Francisco, as I only had 8 out of the 11 drinks on the menu. I'm a lightweight I guess.

As mentioned previously, the cocktails here are developed by Jason "Buffalo" LoGrasso. Here are some fun facts I learned while drinking through the menu:

  • LoGrasso doesn't believe in always listing every ingredient in a cocktail on the menu. The Lands End, for example, only lists two liquid ingredients but it also contains two kinds of vermouth. He said he just lists the important stuff. 
  • He also shortcuts some menu items. For example, the "bitter orange" used in the Autumn Leaves is actually two ingredients: Gran Classico and orange bitters. 
  • Furthermore, some ingredients he lists in sneaky ways to invite discussion (and invoke misdirection). In an early version of the menu he called egg white in a drink "albumin froth". On the menu that I drank through, he called it "meringue," since there was honey in the drink and meringue is egg whites plus sugar. Pretty sneaky, sis.
  • The drinks should change as LoGrasso sees fit. Since the food menu changes daily, the drinks will change whenever he darn well pleases.  
  • He seems a bit bitter at not having Kold-Draft ice. 

And now, rather than in the order I tried them, I'll list the:

 

Cocktails at Rich Table From Best to Worst

IMHO

Turkey Trot

Turkey trot
Turkey Trot: Bourbon, Butternut Squash, Honey Meringue, Nutmeg

The brilliant move here is that the squash is raw - LoGrasso juiced it in a juicer. Thus rather than coming out creamy and rich as you'd expect, it comes out tannic and vegetal. 

 

Rich Coffee

Rich coffee
Rich Coffee: Fernet, Creme de Cacao, Sightglass Coffee, Brown Sugar, Pistachio Cream, Gold Dust

LoGrasso makes the cream from pistachio paste and ages it overnight, as you would for an Irish Coffee. The drink tastes exactly as good as it sounds.

 

Autumn Leaves

Autumn leaves
Autumn Leaves: Rye Whiskey, Bitter Orange (Gran Classico, orange bitters), Black Walnut bitters, touch of maple syrup

In the Manhattan style, this drink contains rye, sweetener, and bitters. It is rich in fall flavors and sweet in taste, tempered by stirring until very cool. 

 

I should note that the drinks I think are the three best are also the three most popular, and thus my tastes are entirely pedestrian. 

Shiver Me Timbers

Shiver me timbers
Shiver Me Timbers: Pot Still Rum, Pomegranate, Ginger, Canela (cinnamon), Crushed Ice

Slightly spicy from the ginger beer, rich from pomegranate, and stanky from the Smith & Cross rum, this drink isn't exactly a revolution in flavor but it's the cocktail nerd's version of a Dark N Stormy.

 

Hayloft

This cocktail with mezcal, applejack, almond, apple butter, Sutton Cellars Cider is basically "apple three ways plus mezcal." Though the combination makes perfect sense, I don't recall having apple and mezcal together before. It works, and this drink is zippy and zesty. This is probably a good drink to give to people who are mezcal shy.

Carthusian Hot Cocoa

 

Carthusian hot chocolate
Carthusian Hot Cocoa: Chartreuse, Creme de Menthe, Chocolate, Pineapple Marsmallow

 

Pineapple marshmallows??? Yes. Watch this math:

Verte Chaud (Chartreuse and hot chocolate) + Chartreuse Swizzle (Chartreuse and pineapple and mint) = Carthusian Hot Cocoa.

The only reason this drink didn't rate higher on my list is that it was very chocolaty and given the magnificent other ingredients I wanted more of them. (The drink is banging though.)

Witchdoctor Daiquiri

 

Witchdoctor daiquiri
Witchdoctor Daiquiri: Trinidadian and Haitian Rums, Cherry, Averna, Lime

 

I didn't note in which form the cherry came, sorry. But overall this tasted like a very nice earthy Daiquiri. 

Land's End

The only drink remaining from the pre-LoGrasso menu, this drink is a rich Martini with Leopold's Three Pines Alpine Herbal Liqueur. The liqueur is so aromatic as to be perfumey, and that riding atop the creamy Dolin Blanc and Dry vermouths is just a bit much for my taste. 

Big Note: I did not try three drinks on the menu: The Strawbarely Legal (because I could guess how it would likely taste, albeit delicious), the Tom and Jerry (a traditional holiday drink), and the Classic Egg Nog (same). So these could and probably would place somewhere in the middle of this list. 

Anyway, it may be hard to get a seat at the small bar in the small restaurant, but the drinks are delicious and the fact that they'll be changing all the time gives you plenty of reason to pop in on a regular basis. 

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