The Olive Centipede: The Frightening New Release in the Torture Garnish Genre
May 11, 2010
(this post is a joke about this movie)
The Olive Centipede was created by Dr. Heiner, a disturbed German bartender formerly famous for his flair garnishing techniques. The evil Dr. Heiner decided to create a garnish centipede, made from sewing three olives together along the olives' digestive tracts, pit-to-pimento.
Unfortunately for the olives, the surgery was a success. A hideous, hideous success.
The poor olives tried to escape Dr. Heiner's laboratory/ultra-lounge.
But were unsuccessful.
And now Dr. Heiner wants to create an even more hideous centipede garnish made from twelve olives.
Unfortunately, I get the reference of this post.
Posted by: DJ HawaiianShirt | May 11, 2010 at 10:38 AM
Lol....I love this website.
Posted by: Rik W. McCluer IV | May 11, 2010 at 11:36 AM
So do I, though I havnt actually seen the movie
Posted by: A Moss | May 11, 2010 at 08:03 PM
You gotta be kidding! Did you really think of this?
Posted by: Tony Harion | May 12, 2010 at 10:36 PM
i just watched this movie the other night. it was radddd
Posted by: jen | May 13, 2010 at 01:38 PM
spelling of "tracts" corrected, thanks to Slog reader.
Posted by: Camper English | May 26, 2010 at 02:41 PM