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Suggested Absolut Vodka Flavors for San Francisco Neighborhoods

Like any city, San Francisco is made up of many unique neighborhoods with people who self-identify to those particular neighborhoods. As we know, Absolut vodka has chosen San Francisco for the next city edition of the vodka: Absolut SF, but do its flavors of grape, dragon berry, and papaya really express the flavors of the city?

I suppose it depends on which part of the city. Thus, I have created a list of: 

Suggested Absolut Vodka Flavors for San Francisco's Neighborhoods.

Absolut Mission: Guacamole and Roasted Coffee

Absolut Noe Valley: Baby Powder and New Car Smell

Absolut Sunset: Surf Wax and Sweet & Sour Chicken

Absolut Haight: Hemp and Incense

Absolut Castro: Banana and Latex

Absolut The Fillmore: Exhaust Fumes and Cigarettes

Absolut Pacific Heights: Fresh Baked Bread and Hedge Clippings

Absolut Presidio: Eucalyptus and Asphalt

Absolut Marina: Axe Body Spray and Peroxide

Absolut Richmond: (unflavored)

Absolut SOMA: Urine and Concrete

Absolut North Beach: Tomato Sauce and Brass Polish


Any other suggestions?


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and the odds that any of those are preferable to the chosen combo? (they're certainly more authentic!)


Absolut Tenderloin: Curry and vomit
Absolut Excelsior: Salsa and smelly bus seat
Absolut Financial District: Cocaine and shame
Absolut Hunter's Point: STD and toxic sludge


Absolut Lower Haight: Hops and BBQ smoke
Absolut Western Addition: Spray paint and Popeye's Chicken
Absolut NoPa: A bottle of Absolut Western Addition with a new label at 3x the price
Absolut Laurel Heights: Bengay and boredom
Absolut Cow Hollow: Denial and shame

Jenni K

LOL! These are fantastic :)

Greg Lindgren

Absolut Sunset: Absolut Richmond in a frosted bottle kept in the fridge.

Hope S. Philbrick

Fun! Some suggestions for Absolut Atlanta: http://insathope.blogspot.com/2011/05/absolut-atlanta.html
Although, if they ever do it for real, I expect they'd opt for peaches and roasted pecans with a dash of cinnamon.


Camper -- now's your chance to actually submit these! Looks like Absolute is having a "What's Your ABSOLUT SF?" Contest:


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