Find Me in the Penthouse
March 21, 2012
Penthouse magazine, that is. I have a story in the April issue about my trip to Warsaw and the ancient forest with ZU vodka, the bison grass vodka known throughout the world as Zubrowka.
But I'm also in Penthouse as a model, again!
Of course you'll recognize my hand, sexily caressing that piece of bison grass. Damn I look good.
Always.
But if you don't have a subscription to the magazine you can read my write up here on Alcademics.
Oh no. You're going to come to our next party with little gloves on to protect your hands' future modeling career, aren't you?
Posted by: Dinah | March 21, 2012 at 12:57 PM
I blend my own moisturizer.
Posted by: Camper English | March 21, 2012 at 12:58 PM
So hawt
Posted by: Josh Miller | March 21, 2012 at 01:40 PM
Yeah, but they haven't put Vasoline on the lens, Camper.
Posted by: Blair Frodelius | March 21, 2012 at 06:41 PM